Thursday, 19 September 2013

Put A Bit of Billy In Your Inbox

Friends!

Hannah Gordon has been in touch! Sadly not the luminous host of  'Watercolour Challenge,' just an ordinary person who has an extra-ordinary moniker.

She asks 'Is it true, Billy, that you once danced with the great Rudolph Nureyev?'

Well, Hannah, it is.

Rudolph, Margot (Fonteyn) and Christopher (Biggins) were great friends back in the days - all wonderful dancers. I do have a little piece of me dancing with Rudi which I'll show below.

It was an extraordinary experience to dance with my dear friend, Rudi, although the suit I wore was very hot and some of the throws really hurt. He is such a magnificent performer and I can only say that I learnt so much from him.  If you click on the link below you'll see he pretends to be mad at me half way through the dance but I can assure you that shows just what a great actor he was.


 A Moving Ballet with my friend, Rudi.
Yes that's me!

Rudi was so taken with my story - from mining village to Covent Garden, he wanted to choreograph a moving ballet around it.

One day we were wrestling together and he paused mid half-nelson to exclaim that  he would call the moving ballet,  'The Dancing Pit Miner'. But he had me in such a headlock at the time and he squeezed with such force at his own genius that I passed out.

Work began straight away on the moving ballet.

Unfortunately Rudi had never seen a North Eastern English coal mine. But with his wonderful imagination he dreamed up a cornucopia of riches to litter the stage. His vision was a coal seam filled with diamonds and chandeliers in which the miners would be dressed in hard hats and black tutus.

Rudi's vision of a North East Coal Mine
I suggested that we should darken our faces with burnt cork (an old theatrical trick,) to represent the coal but Rudi preferred us to simply oil our torsos. He would spend hours liberally applying Johnsons Baby Oil over me to create  just the effect he wanted. Often, after a show, he would come round and announce that I hadn't quite got my 'oiling' right and he would make me stay until the cuckoo sang, dousing me in more lotions and potions and, a few times, rubbing so hard I came out in slight bruising. But no art is made without sacrifice.

 Rudi saw my story as an allegory of his own savaged homeland, Russia. His country emerging from the dark Stalin days into the light of Boris Yeltsin - a sort of Boris Johnson for the 90's.
Another Great Boris


Rudi insisted Christopher Biggins played my mam. Biggins representing the eternal enigma of Mother Russia. Rudi  would weep through rehearsals when Biggins pliéd or did some slapstick with a custard pie.

Chriastopher Biggins as Mother Russia


Peggy from Kentucky has been in touch, again! If you remember I asked if anybody would want me to choreograph a special dance to a special piece of music for any special event.

Well Peggy told me that recently her pet Dolphin, Gandolph, had died and would I choreograph something moving for Gandolph's memory to the tune of 'Lady In Red' by the wonderful Chris de Burgh.

It seemed strange to me but she was insistent and knowing Americans, as I do, and that they have tamed  a whole plethora of beasts from the animal kingdom for reasons  known only to themselves, I agreed.

So I asked Peggy, from Kentucky, what had the dolphin died of? - not wanting to make a crass error of judgement when designing my dance.
 She said' suicide'.
I said 'Suicide? '
She said, 'yes Gandolph could see no porpoise to life.'

I have blocked Peggy from the site.

Love one another

Billy x

P.S  I have been inundated with requests (1 from Spain) saying 'Billy, how do I get your blog on a regular basis?' It's simple; put your email in the space at the top of the page and I'll come straight into your inbox.



Sunday, 1 September 2013

Billy Goes Global!

Friends!

Billy Has Gone Global!

I've been read from the coal splattered sands of the North East of England to the bronzed beaches of Santa Monica.

I've had hits from an Inuit in Alaska to an idiot in New Zealand.

Let me deal with the feedback.

Although I said no trolls, a Peggy from Kentucky made contact. I won't go into to detail but suffice to say that Tina who, on the quoits deck, takes the morning over 60's aqua aerobics, (The SAGAnauts) was perturbed by it and I've placed the offending missive in the hands of the police. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out to be a pseudonym for Sir Elton John and his husband David such was the vitriol.

I, also, as Mark Davison from Belfast writes, believe in the true healing powers of dance. I was, after all, a member of the regional touring troop of Riverdance that brought peace to Northern Ireland.

Billy in his famous role of Jeff in Riverdance
But, I'm sorry, Mark, I know celebrities like myself, Mother Teresa and Nelson Mandela can have an extraordinary effect on the woes of society but your personal complaint is beyond me. I can only recommend a strong household cleaner and an old pumice stone to clear up your more intimate areas.

'Dandy' Driscoll has been in touch. He's well known to many of my 'Young At Heart' readers. But for those of you who don't know Dandy, he is a lovely old duffer, who lives in the Albany Hotel, London, with his sister, Treacle.

I first met Dandy while I was running the low-mobility disco-nite on  SAGA's Winter WonderSand Adventure to Barrow-In-Furness.

I was taking the lead in the Hokey-Cokey and poor old Dandy could neither put his left or his right foot in and he defintely couldn't shake it all about.

Anyhow, Dandy has asked me if I had a recording of me dancing with my good friends, Wayne Sleep and Bonnie Langford. Well, Dandy, I have managed to find me dancing with them on The Hot Shoe Show - the rival show to my own - 'Have Clogs Will Dance'. I'm in the red jacket at the beginning (more hair in those days)

How me and Wayne laughed when you see the trouble I have working out which door to go through at the beginning!

Please click on: Dancing With My Friends Wayne and Bonnie

The video has given me an idea; if any readers have a favourite song that they would want me to choreograph a routine to and then video it and post on line, please get in touch. It could be for a special occasion, a loved one, a birthday, a wedding or, sadly, a funeral.

Only Read This Section If You Are A Celebrity: Or An Olympian: and not involved in a court case.

I'm looking for Olympians or celebrity endorsements - No reality stars -

If you are a celebrity or Olympian, preferably one who has won something in a recognisable sport, could you record a video or audio clip that I can put on the blog.  Something along the lines of  'oh I'm really looking forward to see Billy Elliot at 50 dancing at Sir Elton John's Classical Evening Selection at Covent Garden in August.....' Just so we can keep the pressure on Sir Elton and his husband David.
We know how capricious the Knight can be.

Artisans Read from here:
I leave you with the final words in an email from Metin in Carsholton.

He writes, 'I'm a Billy-iever!'

Let's all be Billy-ievers!

Love One Another

Billy x

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