Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Putting Our Billy Back Into Ballet


Putting our Billy back into ballet

Friends!

It saddens me to report that British ballet remains becalmed in the doldrums - rudderless, bereft and a tinsy bit sad.

I realised this after getting only 8 'likes' on my nascent Facebook page. Though I did receive 1 'Brilliant'  - a review I've placed alongside my acclaimed performance as 'Charleys Aunt' in an otherwise 'run of the mill' * production at Leatherhead Rep. (*The Stage 1985)

Do the great British public not care? Is British Ballet too elite?
No! It's simply not enough Elliot!      Billy Elliot!!!

I spoke to The Moose, my agent, via Skype, today about the terminal situation of dance in this country. And by that I include all forms of dance. How can this  land be a bastion for devolping new Njinskys in a world that worships Widdercombe? There can be no chance for the next Wayne Sleep to grow (sorry Wayne!) in a field sown with Seargents and Savages.
So I said to The  Moose, "Only I , like Vinnie Jones in that advert, can resuscitate the leaden corpse of The Royal Ballet Corp.
I will bury the hatchet with Sir Elton John and  his husband, David and perform at his Classical Selection evening on stage at London's Covent Garden in August.

The Moose was rather muted in reply and then informed me, in a rather high falutin' manner as far as I was concerned, that, perhaps, it was not so much the demise of British ballet which was the cause of the singular response to my Facebook blog but, perhaps, it was the fact that my own 'comet' had waned.

I hung up and percolated.

I immediately conducted a straw poll of the 'Young At Heart' onboard our SAGA Mediterranean cruise, where I perform nightly as its 'Premier Entertainment Host'.

If I'm frank, many of them struggled to recall my epiphanic journey from pit slum to Prima Ballerina. But, in my defence, they are not a typical cross section of society as many of them are doubly incontinent and would struggle to recall what they had for lunch today.

But to my very core, I knew that the great British public may have forgotten my heart warming, life affirming tale on which a near Oscar winning film and long running musical (still in London's West End) is based.

I want to make clear at this juncture that although my dark nemisis, Sir Elton John and his husband David have, laid claim to my very being and soul others strode before them. Lee Hall, Stephen Daldry and Elton/David were not the first 'creative talents' that had wanted to capture my amazing story through an alternative artistic medium.

In the late 1970's a well repected/avant garde troop approached me to put my trials, tribulations and triumphants into a startling new musical format.

New wave composers Mitch Murray and Peter Callender were given the arduous task to 'mine' (pun intended) my life and express it through chords and words only.

Ingeniously, Mitch and Peter came up with the idea of juxtaposing and contrasting the internecine American Civil war; a burgeoning nation's apocalyptic, genocidal, cataclysmal conflict where families were torn apart: young men blasted and bayonetted to death, wives widowed, children orphaned, a mewling country cleft in twain and Hell's furious portals unlocked and issuing an infernal tornado that scythed across a Confederate landscape creating in its path havoc, ruin and despair....with me getting on a bus and going to London for my ballet dancing.

Friends!
I give you the genius of Murray and Callender.
Please click below for:
Billy Don't Be A Hero by Paper Lace

If you have any questions to ask me about my life since the film please contact me through the blog.

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Together we can save British balllet

Love One Another

Billy x


Friday, 9 August 2013

Billy Elliot Is Back

Friends!

'British Ballet is knackered! It's up the spout without a paddle and only you can save it, Billy,' not my words but an email I received  from of Kevin O Hare, formerly of Mullighan and O Hare click here to see Kevvy in action  and now Head Honcho of The Royal Ballet Company. It goes on, ' what with them daft arses at The Bolshy Ballet, fighting with each other and Darcey going feral with Strictly British Ballet needs a new hero or a returning old hero....' So not to put too fine a  point on it, Kevvy has begged me to come back and it is with humbleness and humilty that I have accepted Kevvy's olive branch and after 25 years will reprise my role as the bad swan ,Von Rothbart, in Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake.
Here's me 25 years ago!

Let me tell you a little about that clip, Dafty, the bloke playing Siegfried, wasn't supposed to pull my wing off at that bit so as you can see I had to improvise, which is quite difficult when you've got 20 hefty  swans coming your way.

So I can announce today that I will be appearing at The Royal Opera House in August 2014 in Elton John's Summer Classic Selection. (We have put aside our feud!)

This will be an unreliable journal of my journey through rehearsals (I will post video of my training) to my eventual triumphant return on the stage at CoventGarden.

I will bring you up to speed with what has happened to me since the  end of the film/ musical (still running in  London's West End.) Such as:
Working with Nureyev on a piece he specially choreographed for me, 'The Dancing Pit Miner',
my spats  with Cats impresario Trevor Nunn (Still a turkey, in my opinion) and my 'moving' dance  tribute to our own England's Rose, Lady Di,  entitled, 'I was having a kebab when I heard the sad news'.

I will tell all about my long running feud with Sir Elton John and his husband, David, the trials and tribulations of bringing the musical of my life to London's West End, how I auditioned for a role in it and didn't get it!

My own TV show, 'Get your Clogs and Dance,'  my sham marriage to Myleene Klass after being in the Big Brother House.  I will bring you to the present day where I still perform nightly as the Premier Entertainment Host on SAGA's  Mediterranean   Cruise - Golden Slumbers.

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